Yesterday I joined HubPages. I spent some time exploring articles, or Hubs, as they call them. Then, I came across the “answers” section. People just post random questions and you can respond to the question in a thread-like post. Reading through these is my new source of entertainment.
Since it is NaBloPoMo (for the non-bloggers, it’s basically Post Everyday For the Month of November month), I should probably post. Instead of peeling myself away from my new favorite pastime, I will just supply some answers to my favorite questions I’m finding.
I need to note that these all came right off of HubPages. I did not create these questions, but I did create the answers.
Q: How do I get my boyfriend to give me more attention?
Well, I say break up with him and pay more attention to yourself. Take yourself out to dinner and a movie. Snuggle with a fleece blanket and cozy up to a pillow while you watch Netflix. And, you’re welcome.
Q: Do you think 20 minutes/day workout is enough to stay fit and healthy?
That depends on how many Big Macs you reward yourself with when that 20 minutes is up.
Q: When guys say they want to be left alone, do they really mean it?
Oh, no. They are just playing with you. They want you to become instantly clingy. Call and text him every ten minutes. Try and Skype when you are in the next room. Or, just break up with him and see how that goes.
Q: What does “I love you, but I’m not in love with you” mean?
This can mean a number of things. It could mean that you are siblings. It could mean that you suck in the sack. Basically, the person loves you, but it’s more of a like situation. Here is a clearer way of putting this: “I like you, but I’m forever and always going to be fully clothed when I’m around you and if you touch me, I’ll slap you with a restraining order.”
Q: How do you keep warm in a tent in cold weather?
Pitch it in the living room and turn the heat up to 75.
Q: What does it mean when a cat pees on you?
It can mean a number of things. The cat might hate you. The cat could have a problem holding its bladder. The cat might be blind and can’t tell if you’re a human or a litter box. Or, the cat just might hate you. Probably the cat just hates you.
Q: Why is no carbs a horrible dieting technique?
FIVE WORDS: Have you tasted a donut?
That was fun. I’m guessing we will do this again.